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January 29, 2006

Bargain of the Day: Yet another rock

by Feòrag

The Virgin Mary seems to have a bit of a fetish about stones, and today's bargain is the third such item we have featured. This time, the auction is for The VIRGIN MARY Stone!!, as the vendor seems unaware that the object is not unique.

[Mary, in a stone]A silvery blue stone bares the image of the Virgin Mary

This natural wander miraculously bares the image of the Virgin Mary and her beautiful shrowd. The stone is a silvery blue and white (A true eye catcher). See picture.

A finish has been applied to protect the natural beauty of this wonderful stone. The stone measures approximately 9" tall by 7" wide 3"thick and weighs 12 pounds. Silver colored stand included.

Thank you for looking.

Note the use of that interesting dialect known as Christian English. Previous similar bargains included a lump of rock and a pebble.

Posted in Religious Tat at 19:51. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:43.
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1: Posted by: PurpleGirl | January 30, 2006 1:35 PM

I went over to eBay to get a better look at it. As P.T. Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every minute." Maybe I'll go back in 9 days and see if any body actually bids on the nice blue rock. Then again, maybe not.

2: Posted by: Branwen | January 30, 2006 7:35 PM

I am one stone short for the path in my backyard. So maybe...

3: Posted by: Red Wolf | January 30, 2006 9:17 PM

US$115 seems a tad steep for a shellacked rock. I see they've limited the shipping options to North and South America, so it looks like they know where to find the suckers.

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