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Today's must-have bargains are more examples of over-active imaginations at work. First up is
JESUS FACE ON A LOG christian bible catholic religious. We are urged PLEASE HELP HIT THE PULSE " CLICK WATCH IT NOW"
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PLEASE CLICK ON YOUR WATCH IT NOW TO GET IT ON THE PULSE
This is the way i found it in the desert. This log is not touched painted or anthing like that i cant believe it. Its a weird story me and my kid were in the desert and i was talking to him about a problem we as a family were having, around a camp fire. And my kid said ask God. 10 second lateri was picking up a log with JESUS on it
Im not a very religious person, But my kid is. The prayer was answered and the log needs a new home. If your prayer is answered pass it on after.
PLEASE CLICK ON YOUR WATCH IT NOW TO GET IT ON THE PULSE
Bid a penny at a time. I promise this is real and not like some piece of toast with the big man grilled into it
It's the bit on the right of the picture, rather than the side that looks like the conventional representation of Jesus. Bidding is at $1.01 (US) right now, but there's another 9 days to go. A little more expensive are these Images Of Mother Mary & Christ. They are presumably not of interest to fundies, as this pair of masterpieces was apparently created 210,000,000 years ago.
Images Of Mother Mary and Christ in a 210 million year old rock. READ EVERTHING VERY CAREFULLY. 1) ONE OF A KIND. 2) IT IS ORGINAL) 3) ESTIMATED @ 210 MILLION YEARS OLD. 4) ONLY SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE. 5)YOU WILL EXCEPT THE C.O.D. CONDITIONS, NO IF ANDS OR BUTS.) THIS IS ORIGINAL AND MADE BY MOTHER EARTH AND ALL SEE MOTHER MARY AND HER BACK SIDE OR MOTHER MARY AND HER SON JESUS CHRIST. I WISH THE BEST TO ALL BUT MOST OF ALL THE WORLD MUST SEE THIS. GOOD LUCK.
location found in Cerro Cuadrado, Patagonia, Argentina
Age: Jurassic (Approx. 210 Million Years Ago)
WILL CONSIDER A SERIUS BEST OFFER
I've turned the photograph through 90 degrees so you can easily see what miraculous object is worth the US $1,000,000.00 (US) Buy It Now price.
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1: Posted by: Sethop | March 4, 2006 6:40 AM
I was curious to see this snake oil salesman had 100% positive feedback - so I checked to see what else he'd fleeced people with. Answer: nothing. His 100% feedback was from 17 purchases, all within the last month. So I guess it's all part of the credibility game to make a bunch of low value purchases first to build up a track record. I wonder how much eBay makes out of shysters like this... (can't get too cynical about eBay tho, the top guys are pretty decent philanthropists)
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