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March 7, 2006

First with the news

by Feòrag

What if the Earth was destroyed? How would you know? Well, the Prattle now links to an important service which will tell you the current Earth Destruction Status, provided by the International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board in Nottingham.

Current Earth-Destruction Status

So, from now on, if you need to know whether the Earth has been destroyed, you just need to check the sidebar. You do not need to worry unless you see this:

Posted in Intentional Humour at 14:38. Last modified on September 28 2006 at 23:43.
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