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United States: A young man charged with spaying Satanic grafitti over a Roman Catholic religious site has admitted that he is not a Satanist, and has nothing to do with Satanism - he just did it because he thinks he's a punk, and that that's what punks do. Mick Trevey, a reporter from Today's TMJ4 spoke to the normal-looking 21-year-old Tyler Groth about his motives:
Trevey:Are you religious?
Groth:No.
Trevey:Do you have a problem with people who are?
Groth:No.
Trevey asked him why he sprayed satanic graffiti on these holy shrines.
Groth said,'cause I'm a punk - that's what I do.
No doubt some will insist that he's just lying, that he really is a Satanist motivated by religious hatred, so the journalist asked him a very telling question:
Trevey:Do you know you spelled Satan wrong?
Groth:No - I'm not aware of that.
Trevey:You spelled it satin - like the fabric.
Groth:See - if I was big into the devil, I would have spelled it right.
Trevey:Do you think that's funny?
Groth:That I spelled it wrong? No - I'm a bad speller.
No Remorse from Suspect—Today's TMJ4, 10th June 2006 (thanks, Calyxa).
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1: Posted by: Arthur D. Hlavaty | June 22, 2006 1:04 AM
It used to be swastikas, almost half of them pointing the wrong way.
2: Posted by: Red Wolf | June 22, 2006 9:18 AM
Maybe he's a satinist who's out to spread the love of slick, shiny fabric to all.
3: Posted by: Feòrag | June 22, 2006 9:58 AM
Arthur: I wonder what happened to the good old anarchy symbol?
Red Wolf: Satin is true unadulterated evil, and the next Sister who wants a satin veil will be given a copy of the pattern.
4: Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | June 23, 2006 2:26 PM
Satin Sheets certainly are...supposedly romantic...but a great way of punting yourself off the side of the bed at high speed...generally resulting in rug burn on sensitive parts. The Devil's fabric...yeah pretty much!
5: Posted by: sinister | June 23, 2006 6:40 PM
As I read the above, a picture of the two characters formed in my mind in a king of the hill style animation. If you want to see something really creepy, just watch a service on the idiot box on a sunday with the sound muted.
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