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United States (where else?): Crap in bed? Having trouble getting it up? Homosexual? It's probably all the fault of demons, at least according Erica Shepherd, who runs a Sexual Exorcism, Healing, Deliverance Ministry!
Your Sexual Problem May very well be Spiritual? ... Once you have been A Victim Of this type of Spiritual Sexual Abuse You require Personal Exorcism Healing Deliverance Ministry
But how could the demons have found you? The possibilities are endless, but naturally, we're only going to mention the really, really silly ones here.
I have prayed with people who have had these sex Demons unloosed upon them by witchcraft.
I have prayed with people who have had these sex Demons unloosed upon them though Astral Projection.
I have prayed with people who have had these sex Demons unloosed upon them through sleepin in a Hotel room bed and not praying over the room first.
I have prayed with people who out of contex, really believe that "Jesus" has become their husband and Is providing them with sexual gratification.
I prayed with another lady, who went to a foreign Country and was made a Spiritual bride, without Knowing it and she was plagued with a sex Demon, so badly that she almost went crazy.
And if you feel the call to help people afflicted in such a manner, you can always attend her Exorcism Healing Deliverance School.
(via The High Weirdness Project, in alt.conspiracy)
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1: Posted by: Arthur D. Hlavaty | October 23, 2006 1:02 AM
Has Rep. Foley yet signed up?
2: Posted by: Modemac | October 23, 2006 10:31 AM
Thank you for the plug! :)
Also, you should know there's an entry for the Pagan Prattle on our own page of Wiccans, pagans, and fluffy bunnies.
3: Posted by: A.R.Yngve | October 23, 2006 12:24 PM
Everybody now - sing along:
"When I get that feeling / I need sexual healing..."
4: Posted by: Feòrag | October 26, 2006 10:45 AM
I have to say, Modemac, you do post some really good stuff to alt.conspiracy, even if that last one is the Daily Mail.
5: Posted by: Joe | January 22, 2008 6:34 PM
The correct web address is
http://exorcismhealingdeliveranceschool.org
Evangelism, witnessing and similar activitites go by one name here—, and is no different from spam for viagra, penis enlargement products and pornography. We do not take advertising. If you want to advertise your imaginary friend, please spend your own money on your own web space to do so. Any attempts to use the comments section for advertisements will be deleted, and the perpetrator barred, unless they are particularly stupid, in which case I reserve the right to pinch an idea from Teresa Nielsen Hayden and delete all the vowels.
This is not a contacts site. If you are looking for help regarding a particular path, I suggest The Witches' Voice, which does operate a contacts service.
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