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January 5, 2007

Hitler was a Jew who acted as he did to create Israel

by Feòrag

Iran: Mohammad-Ali Ramin, a top aide to Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has an interesting hypothesis to explain certain events of the mid-20th century.

In the interview, translated by MEMRI, Mohammad-Ali Ramin, a chief aide to Ahmadinejad, told Baztab that Hitler's paternal grandmother was a Jewish prostitute and his father even kept his Jewish name until finally changing it to Hitler when he was 40.

Ramin also claimed that the reason Hitler developed such an aversion to Judaism was because his Jewish mother was a promiscuous woman. Hitler therefore, says Ramin, tried to escape his religion.

But any hope of consistency flies quickly out of the window, as Ramin tries to explain why a self-hating anti-semite might try to provide a safe space for those he had come to loathe:

He welcomed the policy of expelling the Jews from Central Europe for two other reasons: Firstly, the establishment of a Jewish government in Palestine was an aspiration of the rich and influential Jews who surrounded him. Secondly, exiling the Jews from Europe and Germany was a general and historical demand of the Western Christian nations. With the full support of the British, and in coordination with them, Hitler addressed this general demand and [thereby] managed to gain widespread popularity in Europe. Obviously, publishing writings and information of this sort is forbidden in Germany and in the West...

Which is a little odd, as he apparently cites a book first published in the US and Germany in the 1970s (and still in print, it seems) as a source for his information. Maybe MEMRI mistranslated a Farsi word meaning makes you look like a complete lunatic as forbidden?

Of course, apart from this one piece of crank literature, Ramin has no evidence to support his suggestions. Naturally, this is because it was all destroyed by the Zionist conspiracy.

The Zionists recently... destroyed many documents and papers pertaining to the period before the war, which contained authentic statistics and figures regarding the Jews, such as how many Jews there were, where they [lived] and how they operated. One of the places that was destroyed completely and burned [to the ground] - and which... contained the most valuable documents pertaining to this matter - was the [building of] the newspaper Pravda, which had been published in Moscow for 80 years. On February 10, 2006, the building was set ablaze, and its entire archive, with all its back issues and photographs, was burned and destroyed, and not a trace of it was left.

So extensive was the cover-up, that not even Pravda appears to have reported on the disasterous fire which engulfed its HQ.

Mohammad Ali Ramin, Advisor to Iranian President Ahmadinejad: 'Hitler Was Jewish'MEMRI (insert usual caveat here), 3rd January 2007; Iran: Hitler was a JewYNet News, 2nd January 2007.

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Posted in Conspiracies at 11:02. Last modified on January 05 2007 at 12:21.
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1: Posted by: Hen3ry | January 5, 2007 1:23 PM

I don't know if I'm glad to find out that other cultures also have crazies crawling out of the woodwork, or worried to find out that other cultures have crazies crawling out of the woodwork. I am also amazed that the 'it was in a book, therefore must be true' idea has spread so far.

2: Posted by: Feòrag | January 6, 2007 9:09 AM

Well, the 'it was in the Book, therefore it is true' meme has been around a few thousand years now, so the switch from the definite to indefinite article isn't that great a leap.

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