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January 30, 2007

God and the entitlement culture

by Feòrag

My correspondents get better spam than I do, even if the message denies that it is spam:

This email is NOT SPAM
Please do not ATTACK American's Free Speech by BLOCKING this email or ILLEGALLY marking this email as SPAM. This email is NOT SPAM, because no products are being sold.

A strange definition there, and not a good one as a certain amount of the message involves the spammer trying to sell us his imaginary friend. Perhaps he's being honest and admitting that his product does not actually exist?

What's really interesting is the content of the rest of the message, which is an attack on a church whom he believes did not pray hard enough for his recently-deceased father, and so caused his demise. I'm sure we can all think of a better reason for God's silence. The message is a little long, so you'll have to click on the link to read it. It's long, but ultimately worth it for the dedicated psychoceramicist.

Let us start with the headers. They are forged, of course, to make them look like they come from the church our spammer is attacking.

To: "F+"
Reply-To: "Kay Smith"
From: "Kay Smith"
Subject: Boycott Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa + Chuck Smith
Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2007 14:46:59 -0800

Next comes the first disclaimer. Just like other spams, the ones for porn, viagra, pills to improve sexual performance and penis enlargement devices, the message you have received contains Naughty Words™.

BECCA's Warning

This email contains STRONG WORDS. If you're a baby who can't handle STRONG WORDS or Freedom of Speech, then skip down to HOW CAN YOU HELP? If you can handle Freedom of Speech, then buckle your seat belt + get ready for a WILD RIDE.

Then we get an explanation of what the spam is all about. It seems our spammer has a disagreement with another loony fundie.

Boycott
Every
Calvary
Chapel
Always

BECCA

BECCA is a new International Ministry launched on June 20, 2005. BECCA comes from the name Rebecca who was my best friend + my greatest blessing. BMW will proclaim the Gospel + encourage people to boycott Satanic Cults like Club Chucky. BECCA is dedicated to Jesus + my best friend Rebecca Tidwell. BECCA stands for Boycott Every Calvary Chapel Always.

Boycott Every Calvary Chapel Always

Boycott Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa + Chuck Smith

So what could have caused the strong feelings?

Thank you for praying for my dad

Thank you to everyone who prayed for my dad Mehdi who had a stroke + heart attack on October 7, 2003. Thank you for praying that he could walk again. Thank you for praying that God would heal him of his Alzheimer's Disease. Thank you for praying for his healing + his Salvation.

Okay, so the spammer's dad, who already had a terminal illness, had a heart attack and a stroke and died. This is, alas, a fairly common end, and God is not known for interfering in these cases.

Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM are such LAZY BASTARDS that they never went once to visit my dad in the Hospital to pray for + minister to my dad after he had his stroke + heart attack, but thank you to all you real Christians + real Pastors everywhere who prayed for my dad.

In God's presence is fullness of JOY http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm%2016:11;&version=9

Thou wilt shew me the path of LIFE: in thy presence is fulness of JOY; at thy right hand there are PLEASURES for evermore < Psalm 16:11 KJV >

REST IN PEACE Mehdi

My dad Mehdi died at 7:40 PM on January 16, 2007, because Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM FAILED to be Christians + Pastors to my dad + they FAILED to pray for + minister to my dad effectively.

Did you get that? It seems that God ignored the prayers of the Real Christians and it would've just taken the prayers of the pastors to persuade God to act and save the sick old man. Just in case you didn't get the message, our spammer repeats himself.

Chucky + his Bastards are such LAZY BASTARDS that they didn't visit my dad once in the Hospital to pray for + minister to my dad after he had his stroke + heart attack on October 7, 2003. Chucky + his Bastards didn't care that my dad also suffered from Alzheimer's Disease.

Chucky + his Bastards have NO FAITH in God, because they didn't believe that God could heal my dad so he could walk again + they didn't believe that God could heal my dad of his Alzheimer's Disease.

Well, if all the prayers of those who did believe that their imaginary friend could help couldn't persuade said imaginary friend, what difference does it make? Ignoring for a moment the extrememly likelihood of the non-existence of God, why would said God pay any attention to the prayers of those who do not really believe in Him and not those of those who do, if you follow my drift?

Still, even though the friend is imaginary, there is one benefit to prayer for those who believe in it, and that is comforting the bereved. Our spammer takes a moment out to get a bit of comfort.

Pray that my dad Mehdi RESTS IN PEACE for eternity. Pray that God BLESSES my dad Mehdi in Heaven forever + ever. Pray that God comforts me + my family during our time of sadness.

But then he decided to start casting black magic spells instead

Pray that God CURSES Chucky + his Bastards for using Chucky's KWave dog Jeffrey Dorman to threaten legal action against my dad while his health was deteriorating rapidly after his stroke + heart attack + from the Alzheimer's Disease he suffered from.

Pray that God CURSES Chucky + his Bastards + INFLICTS these HYPOCRITES with strokes + heart attacks + Alzheimer's Disease so that these unmerciful BASTARDS suffer just like my dad suffered. Pray that Chucky + his Bastards BURN IN HELL forever + ever for choosing to be unmerciful BASTARDS to my dad Mehdi.

There needs to be a CRIMINAL + FEDERAL INVESTIGATION to find out if Chucky + his Bastards had anything to do with the death of my dad, because Chucky + his Bastards have HATED me + my family since 1991 + maybe out of their EXTREME HATE for me + my family they paid off my dad's Doctor to KILL my dad?

Was that a hint of conspiracy theory in that last paragraph? After all people don't usually die of fatal and terminal conditions, so someone must have been paid to make it so. Our spammer then gets overfriendly, and also indicates that he is a repeat offender on the spamming front. My correspondent obviously missed the earlier missives.

Dear friends,

I hope y'all had a very Happy New Year's Eve + Day with your friends + family. I didn't have a very Happy New Year's Eve + Day, because I still have to deal with all the legalistic + religious SHIT that Chucky + his Bastards are putting me through.

I was hoping that no more emails would have to be written or sent requesting your prayers + your help, but Chucky + his Bastards have FAILED you + me again. No CCCM Pastor emailed me at 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx by 5 PM January 21, 2006. Chucky + his Bastards have FAILED us again so another email has to be written + sent requesting for your prayers + your help, because Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM are LAZY BASTARDS who don't want to do their jobs.

religious SHIT—yes, that's what religion is. So close to a realisation there, but alas, as we will discover, Mr. Spammy hasn't realised the imaginary nature of his friend. It's alsonot his fault he's a naughty boy—he's not able to think for himself and needs to be told to behave or he just spams rubbish into random inboxes!

If Chucky + his Bastards refuse to do their job of instructing me in righteousness, then they have only themselves to blame if I do things that upset them. They are supposed to be my example + they are totally neglecting their God given responsibilities.

Next we get a tale of woe, one that bears some similarlities to the "survivor" stories that did the rounds during the Satanic Abuse panic in the late 80s, early 90s. The similarities lead me to suspect they are equally the products of a deluded mind.

I lost my best friend Rebecca Tidwell on June 20, 1991, because Chucky + his Bastards are a bunch of ASSHOLES who are totally ClueLess in ministering to people. Since 1991 Chucky + his Bastards have spread vicious LIES about me + have treated me like I raped Rebecca Tidwell to COVER UP their own STUPIDITY + to COVER UP [M]'s CHILD ABUSE that Rebecca Tidwell + I saw.

I'm also the victim of a HATE CRIME committed against me at CCCM. It has been over 6 years + 8 months since Chucky hired hispanic SHIT to HARASS + THREATEN + TERRORIZE me on Monday May 22, 2000 at Greg Laurie's Bible Study at CCCM.

Ooh, racism! This is turning in to a really class example of the psychoceramic mind in action.

Now Chucky is HIDING behind a CROOKED OC lawyer, because Chucky has no faith in God. Chucky is EXTREMELY PARANOID that the Feds or the IRS will soon SHUTDOWN CCCM, because they never reported [M]'s CHILD ABUSE as they are required by the law + because they committed a HATE CRIME against me on Monday May 22, 2000 + Chucky refuses to tell my why + they continue to DISCRIMINATE against me at CCCM. Chucky doesn't believe that God is smart enough to RESOLVE this simply Church matter so he puts his faith in his KWave dog Jeffrey Dorman.

Ooh, again! The pastor is paranoid. The words "pot", "kettle" and "very dark colour" spring to mind. Funny that. So, what is a poor oppressed guy to do? Why, spam of course!

All the so-called Christians + Pastors that my friends + I emailed from 1-14-07 to 1-21-07 FAILED to get a CCCM Pastor to email me by 5 PM January 21, 2006.

I know that religious types believe in miracles, but isn't asking people to reply to your e-mail a year before you sent it expecting a bit much? Obviously, the lack of any reply was not due to the continued non-invention of the time machine, or because the recipients simply ignored the krank message. No, there is a conspiracy in place, remember!

I got no confirmation that anyone got my emails. I think Chucky + Carl Westerlund + Greg Laurie + John Douthitt are ILLEGALLY BLOCKING my emails so I can't get help from anyone. There needs to be a CRIMINAL + FEDERAL INVESTIGATION to find out why Chucky + Carl Westerlund + Greg Laurie + John Douthitt are ILLEGALLY BLOCKING my emails + my Free Speech.

Does it really take a foreigner like me to point out the the right to free speech guaranteed by the United States Constitution only prevents the government from stopping you saying what you like? It has nothing to say about churches, private businesses or individuals acting for anyone other than the government or its agencies. Still, it seems that the conspiritors' amazing spam filter isn't that amazing. Shame, there could've been a business opportunity there.

You're getting this email today, because Chucky FAILED again to finalize the deal that my friend Mike made with Carl Westerlund on 12-21-05 + Greg Laurie + John Douthitt of HCF have FAILED again to cut a deal with Chucky so I can attend my home church of CCCM again in January 2007.

We are then treated to a copy of a letter sent to the Pastor 16 years ago. It seems that our spammer has had a poor relationship with the church for some time.

Chucky FAILED to answer my letter

Dear Pastor Chuck, 10-2-1991

i am really disappointed that some of the Pastors who are in leadership do not have a heart that really cares for people or care to help people work through their problems.

This past week, i called Carl Westerlund and he didn't care to help me with my problem and he hung up on me.

Why don't you put Pastors in leadership who have a heart that wants to help people?

Last night a friend who cares about me asked Oden to pray for me. Oden didn't want to pray for me. He didn't care at all to help me. He believes the people who are spreading gossip about me, more than me. He is more interested in what they have to say, than concerned with listening to me and helping me work through my problem. He totally embarrassed me in front of a lot of people, by not talking to me privately about sensitive personal things. Then Oden threatened me and told me that he may ask me not to come to his Bible Study, because he is not willing to help me work through my problem. He simply doesn't care to help me.

i think it's pretty sad that a wonderful church like Calvary has people in leadership who do not have a heart for people.

Pastor Chuck please put people in leadership who are sensitive to people's needs, who have a heart that's full of love and compassion for hurting/broken people.

please pray for me, and have a Pastor who really has a heart for people call/contact me.

Thank you - Jim

Ah, a name. Spam You Jimmy!

Spam You Jimmy then engages in a little more of that ol' Christian black magic:

The wages of sin is DEATH http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%206:23;&version=50

For the wages of sin is DEATH, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord < Romans 6:23 NKJV >

The Bible is very clear when it says "the wages of sin is DEATH". Therefore everyone who BETRAYED me at CCCM must DIE for their sin against me. Pray that God KILLS everyone who BETRAYED me at CCCM, because "the wages of sin is DEATH".

We are then treated to the auto-response from one of the ministies Spam You spammed. Notice that Jimmy is not complaining about a lack of response, but that Laurie failed to drop everything to respond to his message.

Greg Laurie FAILS to respond ASAP

From: Harvest Online <info@harvest.org>
Mailed-By: harvest.org
Reply-To: Tech_Help@harvest.org
To: Jim <2005jim@xxxxx.xxx >
Date: Feb 17, 2006 5:13 PM
Subject: Harvest Online Contact Submission

Thank you for contacting Harvest Ministries! We will send a response to your email, if one is required, as soon as possible. God Bless, Harvest Online

< email message reformatted >

The missive then goes back into requests for us to cast spells. The first one is your traditional bit of healing magic, but it soon descends into murkier grounds and we are asked to cast spells to kill people! How moral these Christians are.

Prayer Requests

Pray for my niece Nicole who got hit by a car near Foothill High School in Tustin, CA on March 17, 2004. Chucky is such a LAZY BASTARD that he never went once to visit my niece in the hospital + he never prayed for Nicole once while she was in a coma for 3 weeks. Nicole is recovering now, but she still has problems moving her left arm + left hand.

Pray that God REPLACES Chucky with a real Christian + a real Pastor who truely understands grace + mercy + knows how to LOVE + welcome all kinds of people like Jesus.

Pray that Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM come under EXTREME PERSECUTION if they continue to DISCRIMINATE against me + pray that the Feds SHUTDOWN CCCM + CRUCIFY Chucky + his Bastards if they don't welcome me at CCCM immediately.

Pray that God SHUTS DOWN all Club Chuckys around the world + REPLACES Club Chucky Costa Mesa with Wal-Mart or a Super Mall.

Pray that God KILLS everyone who BETRAYED me at CCCM. Pray that God KILLS Chucky, Jeffrey Dorman, Carl + Barbara Westerlund + their son Judas, Oden Fong, Bill Walden, Brian Broderson, Scott Richards, GayLord, Gerald, Gary Garcia, Gil Martinez, Bert Cortez, Dave Rolph, + everyone who helped these BASTARDS BETRAY me at CCCM.

Pray that God KILLS Gil Martinez, his family, and his friends for committing a racially motivated HATE CRIME against me at my home church of CCCM.

Pray that God KILLS Hank Hanegraaff for STEALING millions of dollars from Christians + for pretending to be The Bible Answer Man when he's just a CROOK like Jeffrey Dorman.

Pray that God KILLS Raul Ries + David Rosales for not helping me with my problem with CCCM, because I'm a real American.

Pray that God SENDS everyone who BETRAYED me at CCCM to Hell + pray that they Burn in Hell forever + ever with their good buddy Bastard romaine. Pray that this will be their Eternal Destiny unless they have a change of heart immediately + START loving me + welcome me at CCCM.

Pray that God HEALS me of my EXTREME emotional + mental DAMAGE from all the legalistic + religious SHIT that Chucky + his Bastards are putting me through. Pray that God helps me lose weight + improves my health + gives me more energy + helps me get back in shape.

Spam You Jimmy isn't very good at plotting out his story, and it now jumps back to some of his other mistaken beliefs, specifically the one that private companies are somehow obliged to spend money to let him say what he wants.

MySpace BLOCKS Free Speech

My friend was trying to get me help from Christians on MySpace, but Chucky + his Bastards paid off MySpace to SILENCE my friend. My friend can't email people on MySpace anymore, because Chucky + his Bastards paid off MySpace to SILENCE him so I can't get help from Christians on MySpace.

Chucky + his Bastards BLOCKS Free Speech

Most of the emails that BMW sends out are being ILLEGALLY BLOCKED by Chucky + his Bastards + don't get to their recipient's email address Inbox. Only a fraction of all the emails that BMW sends out make it to their recipient's email address Inbox.

Club Chucky HACKERS

Chucky + Club Chucky don't believe in Freedom of Speech. They believe that children should be seen, but not heard.

Club Chucky Chino Hills, Club Chucky Central(Phoenix + Arrowhead), and Club Chucky Santa Barbara ATTACKED the sending of BMW's email on 4-26-06. Their websites mail.calvarycch.org, calvarycentral.org, and mail.calvarychapelsb.com were RECORDED when they ATTACKED the sending of BMW's email on 4-26-06.

It seems that the church has more that just |_33T computer haX0rs on its staff. It has retained some old-fashioned phone freaks who have kept their skills up-to-date.

Club Chucky HACKS my cell phone?

Someone HACKED my cell phone on June 20, 2006. At 8:08 PM I noticed that all the people saved in my Phone address book had been deleted + all my added wallpaper was also deleted. After this I noticed that the game that came with my cell phone + my new downloaded games were all deleted.

Someone had activated the internet on my cell phone when I was talking to a friend + I think they HACKED my cell phone over the internet. I think someone from Club Chucky HACKED my cell phone, because June 20 is the exact month + day that Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM deliberately SABOTAGED my friendship with Rebecca Tidwell in 1991.

Hands up if you think the phone in question runs a Micorsoft operating system, and that Spam You Jimmy doesn't realise that this is normal functionality?

The tale continues, with Our Hero declaring that he is not a stalker.

Club Chucky STALKERS

Oden Fong wrote me a letter once + said he could have had me arrested for stalking. Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM never talked to me about stalking when I was at CCCM so I don't know why Oden thinks he can falsely accuse me of something they never talked to me about. Oden + Carl Westerlund spread LIES at CCCM that I was a stalker.

I've never stalked anyone in my life, but Chucky's dogs Gerald, Gary Garcia, Gil Martinez, and Bert Cortez STALKED me at Club Chucky + outside Club Chucky. I was also STALKED at CCHB when I went there to get help.

Call Bill Welsh [phone number deleted--F.] + ask him why Michael STALKED me at CCHB when I was leaving + why they had this STALKER call me? Michael really scared me by putting his face one inch from my face while his eyes were moving rapidly back + forth like he was on Speed. Michael looked like he wanted to KILL me.

So, no reply is bad, but a response is stalking. Okay. Before you read the next bit, I urge you to swallow any liquids which might be in your mouth (or spit it out, I have no idea what you might be doing at the same time as reading this), and put all liquid receptacles down safely. I will not be responsible for any damage to keyboards, monitors etc which might result from reading this next paragraph.

Chucky + his Bastards sends SPAM?

On May 28 I got 125 emails all from CCCM < costamesa@calvarychapel.com > + all with the email subject "Your issue with CCCM". I never read the email, because it didn't have the correct email subject "From a loving CCCM Pastor" that I requested.

I also didn't read the email, because the email subject "Your issue with CCCM" doesn't make any sense. I don't have an issue with CCCM, but Chucky + his Bastards have an issue with me. That's why Chucky + his Bastards had me HARASSED + THREATENED + why they have DISCRIMINATED against me since 1991.

I also didn't read the email, because Chucky + his Bastards are so EXTREMELY legalistic + religious that they would think it's the ULTIMATE SIN to send the same email more than once to a person. I really doubt that Chucky + his Bastards would send me 125 emails all on the same day + all with the same email subject.

Who would be STUPID enough to send me 125 emails all on the same day + all with the same email subject? Carl Westerlund sent me an ANONYMOUS EMAIL in May 2001 saying "You are not welcomed at Calvary Chapel of Costa Mesa. Carl Westerland says that you shouldn't be allowed to fellowship at Calvary..." + Carl sent me HATE MAIL in February 2004 pretending to be Chuck Smith + saying 'Jesus doesn't welcome you at Calvary Chapel'. I think Carl Westerlund is the IDIOT who sent me 125 emails all on the same day + all with the same email subject.

Obviously the church runs a Microsoft mail server.

The next section is also a class piece of work, with allegations of a cover-up, racism, and a strong sense of entitlement. To protect the alleged victim of the abuse mentioned, I have replaced the child's name with a single initial. If this were a British case, I'd be legally obliged to do this. Note the sheer classiness of the venue chosen for the alleged abuse.

[M]'s CHILD ABUSE COVER UP

http://www.McDonalds.com

Chucky + Carl Westerlund hired an ILLEGAL mexican named Gil Martinez to commit a HATE CRIME against me on May 22, 2000 at CCCM to COVER UP [M]'s CHILD ABUSE that Rebecca Tidwell + I saw at McDonald's near CCCM on Bristol just north of SunFlower.

Chucky + Carl Westerlund have been trying to COVER UP [M]'s CHILD ABUSE since 1991. Chucky + Carl Westerlund told Rebecca to move to Seattle to COVER UP [M]'s CHILD ABUSE from the people at CCCM. Chucky + Carl Westerlund ILLEGALLY banned me from CCCM in 1991 to COVER UP [M]'s CHILD ABUSE from the people at CCCM.

Has little [M] been ABUSED every day since 1991, because Chucky + Carl Westerlund FAILED to do their job as Pastors + report [M]'s CHILD ABUSE as they are required by the law?

Pray that God PUNISHES Chucky + Carl Westerlund for letting little [M] be ABUSED + not helping her + for ILLEGALLY banning me from CCCM to COVER UP [M]'s CHILD ABUSE from the people at CCCM.

There needs to be a CRIMINAL + FEDERAL INVESTIGATION to find out why Chucky + Carl Westerlund + Chucky's so-called Pastors + Leaders at CCCM never reported [M]'s CHILD ABUSE.

The next section involves jumping to conclusions on the basis of precisely no evidence.

Chucky's KWave dog Jeffrey Dorman is a PEDOPHILE?

http://www.kwve.com/index.cfm?event=staff

This is a very strange + weird webpage. Pictures of little children, a teddy bear, and other famous people are used as the pictures of the KWave Staff. Chucky's KWave dog Jeffrey Dorman used a picture of Robert Redford for his KWave Staff picture before, but now he must be using a teddy bear to lure little children. Does Jeffrey Dorman have pictures of little children + a teddy bear on the KWave Staff webpage because he's a PEDOPHILE?

Or could it be that KWave has a self-consciously wacky corporate culture, and the staff supplied pictures of themselves as children, or other representative objects. Click the above link and decide for yourself: pædo or pretentious wanker?

The next few paragraphs assert that ignoring kooks is an act of cowardace.

Jeffrey Dorman is a COWARD

I emailed KWave + drycarpet.com this message: "Tell Mr. Jeffrey Dorman to email me by 12 PM October 21, 2006. Please CONFIRM that you got this email by sending a confirmation email to 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx Thank you."

Chucky's KWave dog Jeffrey Dorman FAILED to email me by the requested time + date. Jeffrey Dorman FAILED to CONFIRM that he got my email. Jeffrey Dorman can THREATEN people when he wants to capitalize on their misfortunes, but he's such a COWARD that he can't answer or CONFIRM a simple email.

GayLord is a COWARD

On 11-20-06 + 11-21-06 I emailed CCCM, CCCM Men's Ministry, and KWave staff(Adam Garey, Esther Graves, Jan Beaty, and Joyce Eagleton) the following message:

Mr. Dorman FAILED to email me by 12 PM October 21, 2006, because he's not a real Christian. Tell GayLord to email me at 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx by 12 PM November 21, 2006 if he's really a Christian. Please CONFIRM that you got this email by sending a confirmation email to 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx Thank you.

Chucky's dog GayLord FAILED to email me by the requested time + date. GayLord FAILED to CONFIRM that he got my email. GayLord's bark is worse than his bite. GayLord told John Douthitt of HCF that Jesus doesn't welcome me at CCCM. FAGGOT GayLord can talk SHIT about me behind my back, but he's such a COWARD that he can't answer or CONFIRM my email.

Carl Westerlund is a COWARD

My friends + I emailed Pastors + others this message: "Tell the HYPOCRITE Carl Westerlund to email me at 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx by 5 PM December 21, 2006 if he's really a Pastor + a Christian. Please confirm that you got this email by sending a confirmation email to 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx Thank you."

I got no email from Carl Westerlund by 5 PM 12-21-06; therefore, Carl is not only a COWARD, but he's not a Pastor or a Christian either. I think Carl is a Satanist, because he has HATED me since 1991 + he refuses to love me as Jesus + The Bible commands him.

If jumping to conclusions were an Olympic sport, etc., etc., I ought to mention here that he who accuses others of cowardice is the one who is to scared to put his real e-mail address in his spam.

Next, Spam You Jimmy suggests that those he criticises do not live up to the Christian ideal.

Sweet Revenge

Don't get mad, GET EVEN, because it's more FUN to get REVENGE. Chucky is a HYPOCRITE who doesn't believe in the teachings of the Bible. Chucky doesn't believe in walking the extra mile, turning the other cheek, or forgiving 70 X 7, but he does believe in GETTING EVEN with people. Chucky believes it's more FUN to GET EVEN, because Chucky wants to have FUN by getting REVENGE on me + my parents through his KWave dog Jeffrey Dorman.

He also apparently has a working gaydar, which is a bit strange in a straight man. He uses this fine instrument to give him the information he needs to apply his homophobic abuse death ray.

TARGET Jeffrey Dorman + GayLord + Carl Westerlund

http://www.drycarpet.com/Dorman_Cantrell_KWave_2_2005_208p.jpg

Here's a picture with Jeffrey Dorman's MugShot. Jeffrey Dorman is the gay looking FAGGOT with glasses. Target Jeffrey Dorman, because he's being used by Satan to cause problems for me at CCCM by telling CCCM Pastors not to email me when I email them requesting their prayers + their help. Everything could be peacefully resolved by now between Chucky + me + CCCM if Jeffrey Dorman wasn't trying to capitalize on my misfortunes at CCCM.

Doesn't ping my gaydar at all, I have to say, unlike Ted Haggard.

Target GayLord, because he is being used by Satan + Carl Westerlund to cause problems for me at CCCM. GayLord pretends to be a Christian + a Pastor, but he's a BASTARD like romaine. If he was really a Christian + a Pastor, then he would love me unconditionally.

Ah, so it's true what they say of homophobes. All he wants is some perfectly innocent guy love. Lots of it.

Target Carl Westerlund, because he has been used by Satan to cause problems for me at CCCM since 1991. Since 1991 Carl Westerlund has HATED me + spread LIES about me to COVER UP the fact that he never reported [M]'s CHILD ABUSE that Rebecca Tidwell + I saw. Carl Westerlund thinks he's above the law + doesn't have to report CHILD ABUSE as required by the law. If Carl was really a Christian + a Pastor, then he would love me unconditionally as The Bible commands him to do.

It might be me, but he also seems to be urging us to display exacly the same unchristian traits he complained about above and help him get revenge on various people.

You know what's missing from this rant? While there have been frequent suggestions of Satanism, there's been no mention of the involvement of the Roman Catholic Church in all of this.

Is CCCM a Satanic Cult?

http://www.RickRoss.com

International Cult Expert Rick Ross believes Chucky is a Cult Leader like The Pope. Rick Ross believes Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM are so EXTREMELY ABUSIVE that CCCM is no longer considered a Christian Church, but it has become a Satanic Cult like the Catholic Church.

I think Rick Ross is correct in his belief that Chucky is a Cult Leader + CCCM has become a Satanic Cult, because Chucky + his Bastards have been total ASSHOLES to me since 1991. I think Chucky is an OC SkinHead + Nazi or simply a Satanist who pretends to be a Christian + a Pastor.

Oh dear, Spam You Jimmy used the N-word.

Chucky DESTROYS my life + future

I had a bright future + a best friend Rebecca Tidwell. Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM ROBBED me of my future + my best friend Rebecca Tidwell. I now have EXTREME emotional + mental DAMAGE from all the legalistic + religious SHIT that Chucky + his Bastards are putting me through. Pray that God KILLS Chucky + all his Satanic Bastards who DESTROYED my life + future.

There was hope there, as it almost looked as if Spam You Jimmy was making the connection between religion and shit. Now we pause a moment, as Spam You puts his troubles into the proper perspective, so we can all feel his suffering.

TimeLine of Terror

DEC 07 1941
USA TERRORIZED at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii

MAY 22 2000
I'm TERRORIZED at Club Chucky Costa Mesa

SEP 11 2001
USA TERRORIZED at New York City + Washington DC

You see how important this spam is? But back to the conspiracy.

Club Chucky SABOTAGES friendships

Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM have been SABOTAGING my friendships since 1988. Chucky + his Bastards deliberately SABOTAGED my friendships with Brenda Lindsay + Rebecca Tidwell.

On September 17, 1988 John Schaffer deliberately SABOTAGED my friendship with Brenda Lindsay at the Bowling Alley, because John was EXTREMELY jealous of our friendship. John didn't think I was worthy to be Brenda's friend, because I'm not hispanic SHIT. John Schaffer played MatchMaker + hooked up Brenda to his ILLEGAL mexican neighbor Alfredo Arce.

On June 20, 1991 Chucky + his Bastards deliberately SABOTAGED my friendship with Rebecca Tidwell to COVER UP [M]'s CHILD ABUSE that Rebecca Tidwell + I saw. Carl Westerlund falsely accused me of calling HBPD who came to Rebecca's house to INVESTIGATE [M]'s CHILD ABUSE. Chucky + his Bastards FAILED to report [M]'s CHILD ABUSE as they are required by the law.

Then more examples of hypocrisry, or maybe a cunning plan on the part of the church to get rid of the annoying bampot.

Chucky is a LIAR

Chucky told me through Oden Fong if I go to another Church for a year + get a letter of recommendation, then I would be welcome at CCCM. I did what Oden told me + Chucky + Oden didn't keep their word to me.

Chucky got mad that I called Gary Garcia a FAT mexican when Gary was being a total ASSHOLE to me so Chucky told me through Bastard romaine to go to another Church for a year. I did what Bastard romaine told me + Chucky + Bastard romaine didn't keep their word to me after the Pastor of the Church gave me a good recommendation.

I didn't know that Chucky was just giving me the run around + he just wanted me to be his spiritual guinea pig jumping through his hoops. I wasted 2 years of my life going to 2 different Churches to appease the ANGER of BASTARDS who pretend to be Christians + Pastors at CCCM.

Chucky also LIED to me + his grandson Will Smith when he told both of us that I was welcome at CCCM in November 2003. You can reach Will Smith at Capo Beach Calvary to CONFIRM this.

Call Capo Beach Calvary 949-493-2006 + ask them why they REMOVED Will Smith's email address willys@capocalvary.com ? Ask them why they REMOVED Will Smith from the Staff directory + ask them why they are COVERING UP the fact that Will Smith talked to Chucky in November 2003 + Chucky said Jim is welcome at CCCM? And ask to talk to Will Smith who can CONFIRM all this INFO.

Next the traditional philosophy bit.

The proof is in the pudding

I used to go to Randy Zigler's Bible Study at CCCM. It was a very popular Bible Study. Randy always used to say "the proof is in the pudding". What Randy Zigler was really saying is the evidence(the proof) that you're really a Christian is in your love(the pudding).

Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM have all FAILED Zigler's Pudding Test, because they have HATED me since 1991.

Boycott Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa + Chuck Smith

Chuck Smith is the biggest HYPOCRITE in the world, because he pretends to love Jesus, but he refuses to obey Jesus + The Word of God by LOVING all people including me + his enemies.

Ah, it's back to the guy love thing again. Of course, as a good Christian, Spam You Jimmy is prepared to turn the other cheek and forgive his enemies.

I believe that Chuck Smith is a Satanist who pretends to be a Christian + a Pastor. I believe that Chuck Smith is the Cult Leader of CCCM + all Calvary Chapels around the world. I believe that CCCM is a Satanic Cult + all Calvary Chapels around the world are Satanic Cults.

I believe this, because Chuck Smith has HATED me since 1991 + he continues to HATE me today. If Chuck Smith was really a Christian + a Pastor, then he would be able to LOVE me, because he would have Jesus living in his heart + he would obey Jesus' command to LOVE all people including his enemies. Chuck Smith doesn't have the ability to LOVE me, because he has Satan living in his heart.

Boycott Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa + Chuck Smith, because I believe CCCM is a Satanic Cult + I believe that Chuck Smith is a Satanist who pretends to be a Christian + a Pastor.

Next we have a tale of impressive incompetence.

Don't donate to the Harvest Crusades

At the 2006 Harvest Crusade at Angel Stadium I donated money for 7 to 10 friends + relatives so they can get the Experiencing Harvest Booklet + DVD, but only 3 of my friends + relatives got their Booklet + DVD from HCF, because some JOKER at HCF mailed me back the money I donated. I sent the money I donated back to HCF.

I asked you to call Greg Laurie + HCF [Phone number deleted--F.] + tell them to INVESTIGATE if John Douthitt is the JOKER who mailed me back the money I donated + tell them to please hurry + send the Experiencing Harvest Booklet + DVD to my friends + relatives who still haven't received their Booklet + DVD, but Greg Laurie + HCF FAILED to send the Booklet + DVD to my friends + relatives who still haven't received it.

Don't donate to the Harvest Crusades, because some JOKER at HCF played games with my donations + Greg Laurie + HCF ripped me off with my donations by short changing my friends + relatives who never got their Experiencing Harvest Booklet + DVD.

It must have been such a shame for them not to receive a load of fundie shite in the post.

Next we learn that it's not just pooves and ethnic minorities that Spam You Jimmy hates.

John Douthitt's MugShot

http://www.harvest.org/church/images/pastors/9.jpg

John Douthitt of HCF tricked me into thinking that he wanted to help me at CCCM so I went to talk to him 2x at HCF thinking that he was going to help me.

If I had known that John used to be a STUPID cop, then I wouldn't have wasted my time talking to him. If I had known that John was a friend of Chucky's ATTACK dog Gil Martinez, then I wouldn't have wasted my time talking to him.

Greg Laurie + John Douthitt + HCF FAILED to help me at CCCM, because they are STUPID like the IDIOTS who live in OC + Santa Ana. They also FAILED to help me at CCCM, because they want to COVER UP the HATE CRIME that happened to me at Greg Laurie's Bible Study on May 22, 2000.

John was not really interested in helping me at CCCM, because he only wanted to see me 2x. John was only interested in extracting information from me. I think Greg Laurie + HCF + Chucky + CCCM + Gil Martinez paid off John Douthitt to extract info from me to protect themselves.

With an attitude like that, it's no wonder the authorities are unwilling to investigate the allegations. Unlike this one.

The latest news on Chucky's buddy

http://www.cultlink.com/news/CRIfraud.htm

Federal Criminal Mail Fraud INVESTIGATION launched against CRI and leader Hank Hanegraaff

Actually, that page has the news that the investigation has stalled. Not that this will stop Spam You Jimmy making allegations.

The Bible A$$Hole Man

http://www.waltermartin.org/Memorial.html

Walter Martin was the real Bible Answer Man. Walter Martin died June 26, 1989(same month + day as Rebecca's birthday).

Chucky's buddy Hank Hanegraaff pretends to be The Bible Answer Man, but Hank Hanegraaff is really The Bible A$$Hole Man, because Hank STOLE millions of dollars from Christians according to my Surf City USA friend Taylor Savage.

As far as I know Chucky + his Bastards never told Hank Hanegraaff to return all the money he STOLE. Did Hank Hanegraaff give some of this STOLEN money to his good buddies Chucky + Jeffrey Dorman + Carl Westerlund?

And some more random abuse, for no apparant reason:

Orange County

On TV it's called The OC. Orange County, CA has the most ASSHOLE people in America. The liberal, pot smoking faggots of OC act like a bunch of retarded farmers from Hicksville, USA. These pathetic LOSERS worship MONEY + think MONEY is more important than your friends + family. I lost my best friend Rebecca Tidwell thanks to the AssHoles of Orange County + the ShitHeads of Santa Ana.

Orange County, CA has been renamed ASSHOLE County, USA.

Santa Ana

I heard on TV recently that there are more Spanish speaking people who live in Santa Ana than any other city in America. These ILLEGAL mexicans are too LAZY + STUPID to learn English so they talk to each other with their primitive language.

Santa Ana is the ShitHole of OC. Santa Ana is the ILLEGAL drug + gang capital of America. Santa Ana is a communist city like the City of Maywood who cares more about ILLEGAL mexicans than real Americans. Santa Ana is a haven for ILLEGAL mexicans + ILLEGAL drugs + ILLEGAL gangs + ILLEGAL weapons.

The EXTREME ASSHOLES who live in Santa Ana have a gang mentality. They are such LOSERS that they think it's cool to take drugs + be in a gang. The EXTREME ASSHOLES who run CCCM have a gang mentality too, because Chucky runs CCCM like his Santa Ana gang.

And after this spectacular display of racism, what is Spam You Jimmy's next complaint. Aw, you guessed.

hispanic RACISTS

Raul Ries + David Rosales never contacted me to help me with my problem with CCCM, because I'm not hispanic or latino like their buddy Gil Martinez. Raul Ries + David Rosales are hispanic RACISTS who don't care about real Americans. If Chucky can welcome these hispanic RACISTS to Club Chucky, then why can't he welcome me?

Randy Zigler KICKS mexican BUTT

http://sandbox.xerces.com/showthread.php?t=837

This next bit is quite funny.

Did God create gerbils to punish Calvary Chapel members? Did God allow gerbils to get lodged in the rectums of Calvary Chapel members to punish them for being STUPID ARROGANT FUCKS? Perhaps it was the almightys way of teaching these CRASS BASTARDS a little something about humility.

Then he loses it.

Chucky has a TERRIBLE TEMPER and has said as much before. It is ONE OF HIS FAULTS. Moreover, the technician that works there at Calvary(Johnny Jackson) is sometime PETTY and INSENSITIVE. Bastard romaine...used CONFRONTATIONAL PSYCHOLOGY when he counseled people and Don McClure...only has one lung. Moreover, John Corson...has had a daughter and a wife brutally taken from him in a car accident(where was God for John Corson?) and has spoken about it publicly. Another Pastor(Randy Zigler) BRUTALLY BEAT a mexican that was pointing a gun at his son(the gun later turned out to be a toy gun) at a city park they were visiting. Steve(who used to lead the Maranatha Worship Community) used to also have ANGER PROBLEMS.

I had a friend of mine get SUCKED UP by the CALVARY CULT. They convinced him to abandon his friends and family because they were not members of the church. They are THE MOST PRETENTIOUS BUNCH OF POD PEOPLE I have ever met and they do fit the warning signs...

Back to the racism and homophobia. I think he really wants to be shagged up the arse by an Hispanic guy, you know.

Who is Gil Martinez?

Gil Martinez is Chucky's nasty + vicious mexican dog. Gil Martinez is an ILLEGAL mexican that Chucky hired to do his dirty work at CCCM.

Chucky couldn't find a real American to do his dirty work at CCCM so he hired hispanic SHIT to do his dirty work. I think John Douthitt of HCF told me that Gil Martinez is a GAY cop or FAGGOT sheriff from OC.

SoCal has the most CORRUPT cops + sheriffs in the world who only serve + protect themselves. Pray that God KILLS Gil Martinez, his family, and his friends for committing a racially motivated HATE CRIME against me at my home church of CCCM.

Next, a public information film.

Drugs R 4 LOSERS

http://www.DrugFree.org
http://www.TheAntiDrug.com
http://www.NoDrugsAmerica.org
http://www.AboveTheInfluence.com

LOSERS USE DRUGS. Only LOSERS like Oden Fong think it's cool to use drugs.

What allegation could possibly follow?

LSD FREAK Oden

http://one-way.org/jesusmusic/interviews/fong/FongInterview.htm

Oden Fong AKA Preston Fong was involved in a LSD CULT headed by Timothy Leary. Oden is a OC LOSER who used LSD and other mind altering drugs. Oden is totally RETARDED, because he's Brain Dead from all the LSD + other mind altering drugs he used, because Oden can't deal with REALITY. Chucky is a total IDIOT using the LSD FREAK Oden as a CCCM Pastor.

Oden says "I took larger and larger doses of LSD. One fateful day, I snorted about 150 doses of the most powerful LSD in the world. I literally stopped breathing and my heart seized up. I had actually died. In that place of death, there were no angels or bright lights to follow, only total detachment...total darkness, but with a complete awareness of my state. I was no longer physical, only spirit. But I was a spirit trapped forever in an endless darkness where I could feel the souls of millions, screaming out to awaken from their endless nightmare."

It's too bad that Oden didn't die when he was STUPID enough to snort about 150 doses of LSD. If Oden had died when he snorted his LSD, then I would still have my best friend Rebecca Tidwell today, because the LSD FREAK Oden wouldn't have been used by Satan to destroy my friendship with Rebecca.

The link is dead, so I can't check the context, but it does look to me like the LSD story is part of the traditional lying testimony that born-again Christians give to make themselves look really evil before they converted. Or is it really possible to snort LSD? Still, the love affair was not to last.

Oden Fong is KICKED OUT of Club Chucky

http://www.limpbizkit.org/lofiversion/index.php/t18492-1050.html

In 1991 a man(Oden Fong) who was 2nd in charge next to Club Chucky's founder Chucky accused Pastor Phil and sent out letters saying he was a Cult Leader, because he believed that Pastor Phil was to ??????, but it was found out that Oden Fong was LIVING IN SIN, and eventually KICKED OUT of the Club Chucky Movement.

Next, Spam You Jimmy Who Is Not A Stalker asks us to stalk his enemies.

Contact Chucky http://calvarychapelcostamesa.com/pages/Contact

Chucky
[Address deleted--F.]

Chucky
[Address deleted--F.]

Chucky is a LAZY BASTARD who doesn't want to do his job to answer people's letters + faxes + emails so he has changed his website again to make it harder for people to contact him. http://calvarychapelcostamesa.com/pages/Contact

Select all 4 Topics: Questions for Main Office, Comments/Problems Regarding This Website, Prayer Requests/Doctrinal Questions, and Other when you email Chucky. Tell Chucky that I'm sorry for whatever I did to get him pissed off. Tell Chucky to please ask a CCCM Pastor to email me at 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx by 5 PM February 21, 2006. Thank you.

When you email Chucky include your email address + ask Chucky to forward your email to 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx . When I get the email with your address, then you will be taken off the mailing list. If you can't reach Chucky by email, then keep calling + faxing Chucky until you get an answer.

5 Contact links to CCCM

http://www.calvarychapelcostamesa.com/pages/contact
    you need to enter characters to send email
http://calvarychapelcostamesa.com/pages/contact
    you need to enter characters to send email
http://costamesa.calvarychapel.com/pages/contact
    you need to enter characters to send email
http://www.calvarychapel.com/?show=Contact
    no characters to enter, Praise the Lord!
http://calvarychapel.com/?show=Contact
    no characters to enter, Praise the Lord!

Notice that despite the fact that we are being asked to ask the Pastor to mail Spam You Jimmy, he's still too scared to give out his real e-mail address. He's also been making a little list.

Chucky's Dogs

KWave dog Jeffrey Dorman
gay faggot dog GayLord
mexican dog Gil Martinez
mexican dog Gary Garcia
black mexican dog Gerald
mexican dog Bert Cortez

Chucky's Bastards

Bastard romaine (KILLED by God for BETRAYING me)
Bastard Ray Snook(KILLED by God for BETRAYING me)
Bastard Carl Westerlund
Bastard Oden Fong
Bastard Bill Walden
Bastard Scott Richards
Bastard Dave Rolph

Next, he makes a claim that his black magic works, just like other spammers claim that their pills will make women orgasm just by looking at you.

God KILLS 2 BASTARDS

God has already KILLED 2 BASTARDS who BETRAYED me at CCCM. God KILLED Ray Snook + Bastard romaine for being BASTARDS who BETRAYED me at CCCM. Oden Fong's marriage was WIPED OUT by God, because he was a BASTARD who BETRAYED me at CCCM.

Who will be the next BASTARD that God KILLS? Jeffrey Dorman, GayLord, Gil Martinez, Gary Garcia, Gerald, Bert Cortez, Carl Westerlund, Oden Fong, Bill Walden, Scott Richards, Dave Rolph, or Chucky? Pray that God KILLS all the BASTARDS who BETRAYED me at CCCM.

I know it might seem a little harsh, but if God kills people who upset Spam You Jimmy, doesn't this suggest that his relationship with his father was not as good as he claims? Now some good Christian ego:

Angel of Death?

Chucky is an EXTREMELY PARANOID IDIOT from OC, CA. OC is the STUPIDEST County in America, because the liberal, pot smoking faggots who live there act like a bunch of retarded farmers from Hicksville, USA. Chucky believes that I'm Club Chucky's Angel of Death + that I will usher in the DESTRUCTION of his Club Chucky Empire.

Jesus welcomes me at CCCM

Jesus has welcomed me at CCCM for over 10 years. God told me that Jesus still welcomes me at CCCM, but those who HATE me at CCCM are LYING to me + others.

Chucky's dog Carl Westerlund is LYING to me + others saying Jesus doesn't welcome me at Club Chucky. Jesus welcomed me at CCCM for over 10 years so why wouldn't He welcome me now? Hypocrites at CCCM like Carl Westerlund are LYING to people to COVER UP [M]'s CHILD ABUSE that Rebecca Tidwell + I saw, but Carl FAILED to report as he is required by the law.

Ask Chucky if he's the IDIOT who emailed me in February 2004 + wrote Jesus doesn't welcome me at Club Chucky? Chucky + his Bastards never CONFIRMED if Chucky wrote this twisted SATANIC LIE.

Tell Chucky if he's STUPID enough to think that Jesus doesn't welcome me at Club Chucky, then Chucky needs to take CCCM + all the other Club Chuckys + shove them up his ASS. Tell Chucky to also take his KWave dog Jeffrey Dorman + shove him up his ASS.

More guy love, and more requests to stalk.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

Call Chuck Smith [Phone number removed--F.] + Greg Laurie [phone number removed--F.] everyday + tell them + their so-called Pastors + Leaders to get off their LAZY butts + get a CCCM Pastor to email me at 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx <mailto:2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx> by 5 PM February 21, 2006. Thank you.

Email Greg Laurie http://www.harvest.org/church/index.php/7/31/1.html + tell Greg that Jim emailed him on May 22, 2006 + Jim emailed HCF on May 18, 2006 + Jim got no reply from him or HCF + no Pastor from CCCM emailed Jim. Tell Greg to please cut a deal w/Chuck Smith + CCCM so Jim can return to his home church + attend CCCM in January 2007. Tell Greg to please ask a CCCM Pastor to email Jim at 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx by 5 PM February 21, 2006. Thank you.

Email Chuck Smith http://www.calvarychapelcostamesa.com/pages/Contact + tell Chuck that I need him to finalize the deal that my friend Mike made with Carl Westerlund on 12-21-05 by sending me an email with email subject "Deal Finalized" by 5 PM February 21, 2006 to 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx + tell me in the email that I can attend CCCM again if there are no emails or flyers for 3 months as agreed in the deal that Mike made with Carl Westerlund on 12-21-05. More info at Contact Chucky(see above).

Email Prayer Watch http://www.cc-men.com/PrayerWatch.asp + tell them to pray that Chuck Smith finalizes the deal that Carl Westerlund made with Mike on 12-21-05 so Jim can attend CCCM again in January 2007. Tell them to have a CCCM Pastor email Jim at 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx by 5 PM February 21, 2006. Thank you.

Email my friend Mike [e-mail address removed--F.]> + ask Mike to please finalize the deal he made with Carl Westerlund on 12-21-05. Tell Mike to talk to Chuck Smith + find out if there are no emails or flyers for 3 months if I can attend my home church of CCCM again in January 2007?

Click reply to this email + click send. You can add more email addresses to send to + you can add a message like:

Please INVESTIGATE Chuck Smith + Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa for DISCRIMINATING against Jim since 1991 + tell IRS that Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa is violating their Tax-Exempt Status, by pretending to be a Church when it's really Chuck Smith's exclusive club.

Thank you, persecuted Jim

And a sob story. A very suspicious sob story.

How The Grinch STOLE Rebecca

When I first met the Westerlunds I thought they were the most loving family that I've ever met, but the Westerlunds are not The Brady Bunch.

Like most people at CCCM the Westerlunds are very good actors pretending they love Jesus, but have no love for others.

Jesus brought Rebecca Tidwell into my life to be my best friend + my greatest blessing. Satan brought The Grinch(the Westerlunds) into my life to STEAL Rebecca Tidwell from me.

Tidwell's Tidbits

[This section contains enough personal information that a person of dubious intent could steal Rebecca's identity, so I deleted it.--F.]

Rebecca the Evangelist

Rebecca Tidwell has the gift of Evangelism like Billy Graham + Greg Laurie, but she has more LOVE than Billy + Greg combined. Rebecca used to drive me in her car to West Hollywood where she would pass out tracts + share Jesus with people.

I thank God that He let me go to West Hollywood with Rebecca the Evangelist, because it was a real BLESSING to go witnessing with such a BLESSED person as Rebecca.

Hang on, West Hollywood! And we're expected to believe he wanted to go there and evangelise?

The Gospel according to Rebecca

This next section consists entirely of advertising for the spammer's imaginary friend. You've seen it before, and the claims are even more ludicrous that those made by the vendors of penis enlargement pills. I have saved you the effort of reading it. Of course, if you received the spam, and do not want to receive more spam, there is a procedure to get off the mailing list. It involves more stalking, and sending mail to a non-esistent address.

Take me off the mailing list

If you want to be taken off the mailing list, then Contact Chucky(see above) + tell Chucky to please ask a CCCM Pastor to email me at 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx by 5 PM February 21, 2006.

When you email Chucky include your email address + ask Chucky to forward your email to 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx . When I get the email with your address from Chucky + his Bastards, then you will be taken off the mailing list. If you can't reach Chucky by email, then keep calling + faxing Chucky everyday until Chucky answers you.

This is the last email

Thousands of people are PISSED at Chucky + his Bastards that Chucky has FAILED over + over again to forward your email to 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx so you can be taken off the mailing list; therefore, this is the last email the BMW will send you to request your prayers + your help.

No, they're pissed off at some lunatic spammer in need of an editor.

Some of you don't like getting these emails, because they make you feel uncomfortable + BMW doesn't like wasting it's time writing emails about HYPOCRITES at CCCM. BMW is optimistic it can encourage Chucky + his Bastards to START being Christians to Jim again so that these emails will not be necessary anymore.

If however Chucky + his Bastards refuse to obey Jesus + The Bible + refuse to be Christians to Jim, then another email requesting your prayers + your help may be necessary. If you don't want another email after this last email, then Contact Chucky(see above) daily + ask them to please have a CCCM Pastor email me at 2005Jim@xxxxx.xxx by 5 PM February 21, 2006. Thank you.

AKA = Also Known As
BMW = BECCA Ministries Worldwide
BECCA = Boycott Every Calvary Chapel Always
Chucky = Chuck Smith
Biker James = James rASSmusen
Judas = David Westerlund
Judie Hernandez = Judie Smith
CRI = Christian Research Institute
HCF = Harvest Christian Fellowship
CCCM = Club Chucky Costa Mesa
CCHB = Club Chucky Huntington Beach = Refuge Club Chucky
CCGS = Club Chucky Golden Springs
Club Chucky = Calvary Chapel
KJV = King James Version
NKJV = New King James Version
SoCal = Southern California
CA = California
OC = Orange County
HB = Huntington Beach
Surf City USA = Huntington Beach, CA

But look, Spam You Jimmy tries to insist that his spam is not, in fact, spam!

This email is NOT SPAM

Looks pink and smells of cheap meat to me.

Please do not ATTACK American's Free Speech by BLOCKING this email or ILLEGALLY marking this email as SPAM. This email is NOT SPAM, because no products are being sold.

Unfortunately, the definition of spam is that it's unsolicited bulk mail. In this particular case, because I asked my correspondent to forward the mail, it isn't technically spam, but the copy sent to them was. Such techniques are usually used to sell dodgy products such as child pornography, fake pharmaceuticals and imaginary friends, but they don't have to be selling to be spam.

Also, private companies are under no obligation to provide spammers with free resources to enable them to exercise their free speech. Even the US government is under no obligation to do so.

Chucky + his Bastards at CCCM went out of their way to be ASSHOLES to me, so I'm going out of my way to tell people about it with this email. Chucky + his Bastards are ILLEGALLY calling this email SPAM, because they don't want you to know what's really goes on at Club Chucky.

Again, private companies who relay e-mail are under no obligation to provide free services. It's not 'free' as in 'lunch'.

This email is simply a proclamation of the Gospel of Jesus Christ + a request for your prayers + your help. I'm sorry if this email offends you, but I'm exercising my American right to Freedom of Speech to proclaim the Good News of Jesus Christ + request your prayers + your help.

So, it's an advertisement for an imaginary friend. That makes it spam, even under Spam You Jimmy's weird definition of spam.

Boycott
Every
Calvary
Chapel
Always

This email is dedicated to Jesus + my dad Mehdi + my best friend Rebecca Tidwell

Is that it? Done at last? Hooray!

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1: Posted by: jpf | January 31, 2007 12:57 AM

Arrg... I've been getting that mental patient's spam for over a year now, sent to an email address I only use for posting comments on blogs. I'm assuming he's scraping emails off of blogs related to atheism or evolution, which makes it all the more obnoxious.

... Yep. There's the same one in the spam folder right now. I guess I must have ILLEGALLY taught Gmail to recognize it as such.

2: Posted by: Red Wolf | January 31, 2007 1:01 AM

That was all one long spam?

The uppercase highlighting, the inability to write the word and, the clincher of the phrase The proof is in the pudding — do these guys have a bampot manual? — teh stoopid makes my head asplody.

3: Posted by: Feòrag | January 31, 2007 2:46 AM

Yep, all one long spam, Red Wolf. The original was even longer, because I edited out the stalking/identity theft details.

We have puddings here that look like big sausages. Do you know how hard it was to be restrained on the guy love metaphor when he said that?

4: Posted by: Nate C | February 2, 2007 5:02 PM

Wow! That's just plain scary. Having worked in the healthcare industry for 20+ years with people like this I can tell you firshand that this guy is not alone - there are a lot more of these freaks who are walking around loose in our society.

This guy has the markings of a serial killer for sure. I really hope he's now heavily medicated, restrained and scheduled for an emergency lobotomy.

Peace!

5: Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge | February 7, 2007 9:47 AM

Don't they are realise when it says "THIS IS NOT SPAM" its generally a good clue it is?

6: Posted by: Paula Bowden | November 1, 2007 3:30 PM

I have also been getting this looney's emails. I have no idea where he may have gotten my email address. I don't blog, in general. I did a search for his email on google to see if I could come up with anything. He just sent out another one recently.

Thanks for posting it.. I love your comments. It is beautiful.