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I have this strange feeling that the vendor of today's bargain is not being entirely serious in their description of their wares, but the Miracle TV! Permanent TBN Phone Number Cures Ailments! does come with a video!
Up for sale here is 1 Miracle Television set guaranteed to cure any ailments and perform all miracles*. Operates without electricity, as seen above.
Miracles include but are not limited to:
Water to wine.
Parting of large bodies of water.
Produce manna from heaven.
Manifestation of fiery chariots.
Multiply loaves and fishes.
Kill Giants.
Walk on water.
Heal the sick and raise the dead.
Bring peace to all nations.
True story; We turned the TV off, but TBN's phone number remained! Is it a sign? YES. It is the 21st centuries' seraph! I had a vision. I must sell this TV set so that it may be released unto the World. For me to keep it would bring a curse upon my household.
Works great. Controller included.
*not responsible for any statements made nor the repercussions of said televisions actions
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1: Posted by: Bobjob | February 27, 2007 5:20 PM
Grats on screen burn. i have a room full of CRTs and tvs with image burns left on them.
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