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May 22, 2007

Bargain of the Day: Christian crotchless panties

by Feòrag

Many fetishists are perfectly at ease with their inclinations. Not for them the guilty secret life. They go to clubs, play with like-minded people and are generally happy with themselves. Others are less well adjusted, but rather than hide in a closet, they find bizarre excuses to try and justify their kink. For one group of perverts, their excuse is that their imaginary friend told them to do it and, as you might expect, there are online shops which provide for them, just like there are for the sane fetishist. This morning, Red Wolf messaged me about the knickers for sale at the Christian Domestic Discipline Store. For example:

Delicate Lady Crotchless Pantaloons
These split-crotch pantaloons trimmed in eyelet and your choice of ribbon color will make you feel sexy and cherished all at once.

They'd probably send your husband running to the nearest brothel, but I can see that the products might have some use. Historic costumers might like to note that the styles are pretty close to those worn in the corset era, and they are available with authentic drawstring. Regular corset wearers already know what these knickers are for really, but unfortunately, they only come in Demure White, Delicate Pink, Baby Blue, and similar crap colours. No Bondage Black, alas.

Posted in Christian Religious Tat and Religious Tat at 13:58. Last modified on September 12 2008 at 19:02.
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1: Posted by: Michael | May 22, 2007 2:53 PM

So I take it that it is wrong that I find the panties rather sexy?

Ah, I'm always the weird one.

2: Posted by: Feòrag | May 23, 2007 12:08 AM

It all depends, Michael. If you are open and happy to let it be known that this turns you on, then all is good. May you have much fun with someone who likes wearing them! If you insist that they are sexy because they are God-approved sexiness, then I might think you have Issues.

3: Posted by: Diamond | May 24, 2007 2:36 PM

That is just too funny. I haven't had such a good laugh in ages!

Wax lyrical

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