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February 14, 2008

Christian "love" in action

by Feòrag

Scotland: As previously reported, a tiny Catholic extremist organisation has taken aim at HIV/AIDS activists, the Order of Perpetual Indulgence. As part of their vendetta, they published the e-mail address of one of the Sisters and, not surprisingly, that individual has been receiving hate mail. Which she forwarded to me. I expect there's more that got eaten by the spam trap, she notes, but I'm not going to bother looking for it. So, what do members of Catholic Truth have to say in the name of their imaginary friend?

Subject: Muslim fears
Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:17:39 -0000
From: IAIN COLQUHOUN <iain.colquhoun3@btinternet.com>

When are you going to offend your Muslim brethen by adopting the Burka instead?

Ahmed a'l qhoun

Ah, yes, the implied (and racist) threat of violence. This time, Patricia Iain Ahmed seems confused about both his/her gender identity and his/her ethnic origin.

Next, Patricia John is really confused about who it is she's threatening (hasn't she looked at the pictures on the website she's complaining about?

Subject: What you are . . . . . . . . .or aren't?
Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:09:10 -0000
From: John McLellan <john.mclellan8@btinternet.com>

Given that you are not normal, but have abnormal, erratic tendencies why dress up for what you aren't; strongly seems to show a grave inferiority complex which you can only get to grips with by ridiculing people for what the achieved thro the giving of their lives.

Your nos are minute - by its fruits shall you tell the tree.

Can anyone skilled in translating from Fundie to English let the Sisters know what Your nos are minute means?

Of course, being religious bampots, some of them have to try and bring the name of their imaginary friend into disrepute.

Subject: Order of Perpetual Indulgence
Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:54:36 -0000
From: Martin Blackshaw <marty.jo@blueyonder.co.uk>

Jesus Christ loves us with an incomprehensible love. He wants all souls to repent of their sins and to save their souls for ETERNITY. He is always willing to forgive. Yet, He is mocked, scourged and crucified by those He loves. May He have mercy on all who mock Him and His Holy Catholic Church and rebel against His holy Commandments. I think this "Order of Perpetual Indulgence" is well worthy of Christ's prayer on the Cross: "Father, forgive them for they know not what they do." Shame on those who mock Christ and prefer to wallow in the filth of sinful living.

So, as mentioned in the previous post, Patricia Marty clearly thinks being in a monogamous marriage to a person of the opposite sex is the filth of sinful living? Is she just jealous because she's single?

Brother Bimbo would like it to be known that's she's compiling her own "dossier" for forwarding to Lothian and Borders finest.

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Posted in Hypocrisy and Love Thy Neighbour at 13:32. Last modified on February 14 2008 at 14:13.
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1: Posted by: Red Wolf | February 14, 2008 9:35 PM

I could see that an influx of bampotery from Patricia and all her imaginary friends would be incoming. Interesting that she can't manage to keep her identity "straight".

She doesn't like the OPI wearing habits due to "abnormal, erratic tendencies why dress up for what you aren't", yet has no problem with priests wearing frocks? Do you need to be officially sanctioned by the Pope to cross-dress?

"Your nos are minute"

Hasn't that cropped up in fundie spam in the past? The real ranty, psychoceramic, not allowed near sharp objects kind.

Wax lyrical

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