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Apparently if you electrocute a non-Christian, they will become Christian, and their arse will glow red and be a really inefficient lightbulb. Or something like that, anyway...
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1: Posted by: blasphemous heretic | July 24, 2008 9:38 PM
Slings. Forks. Electricity. Babbling insanity. God bless those Christians, and keep them far away from me.
2: Posted by: pericat | July 25, 2008 2:05 AM
Okay! So that explains how come so many Christians these days seem to have the red-ass.
3: Posted by: Perquisitor Omnia | October 15, 2008 5:26 AM
Okay, so the "Power of Christ™" will turn one into a smoking, flaming, oozing wreck? And this is supposed to be a good thing?
And people wonder why I fled from the Southern Baptist Crazies.
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