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November 24, 2008

Bargain of the Day: a cookbook

by Feòrag

Another non-religious bargain, I'm afraid, but one that deserves to be mentioned. Natural Harvest is a most unusual cookery book, subtitled A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Semen is considered to be suitable for vegans, so long as the donor is willing.

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Posted in Willies at 13:03. Last modified on November 24 2008 at 13:06.
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1: Posted by: Philip Hunt | November 24, 2008 2:22 PM

Surely it's an animal-based product?

2: Posted by: Feòrag | November 24, 2008 2:27 PM

It's vegan the same way human breast milk is.

3: Posted by: G. Tingey | November 27, 2008 9:37 AM

Ahem.

Are we going to ask for nice female volunteers to try the raw product?

[ snigger ]

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