Red Wolf: February 2005 Archives

February 24, 2005

Homophobic Christian Fundamentalist Preachers as Pets

United States: Tired of dealing with the cruel taunts of Christian Fundamentalist preachers, FistOn.Org has developed their own thoroughly scientific method of dealing with this rightwing menace. They capture them, shrink them and sell them as pets.

They come complete with helpful pet care tips.

Your preacher has never been four inches tall before; neither has it ever found itself screaming inside a fruit jar with holes in the lid. It will therefore feel a tad frightened and mistrustful, and may rend its little preaching garment in a droll sort of despair, just like a real Biblical character, whoever that was. When you arrive home, your pet will likely be all tuckered out from damning you to eternal hell.

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