Conspiracies: July 2003 Archives

July 24, 2003

Bali was initiated by murderous Zionists

Back on 16th July, the Prattle related some evidence given for the defence during the trial of a man accused of involvement in the Bali bombing. He insisted that he was not responsible, and that the explosion had been caused by a satellite-triggered nuke planted by the Jews. Well, a quick trip to crank.net revealed that this suggestion was not original. Back in October 2002, Joe Vialls published a couple of articles promoting a similar viewpoint: Micro Nuke Used in Bali "Terrorist" Lookalike Attack: Zionists forcing Australian support for American war on Iraq:

Until now most Australians have been loudly opposed to any premeditated strike on the Middle East, to the point where the only people in Australia blatantly playing Rambo and apparently obeying the American Zionists without question, are the Australian Prime Minister and Foreign Minister, plus a loose group of obsequious followers. In fact their blatantly subservient behavior recently offended a member of the opposition so much, he felt moved to publicly call the Prime Minister an Arse Licker.

As an extra bonus, he claims that the IRA attack on Canary Wharf in London was also a micro-nuke, along with the City of London bomb and the first attack on the World Trade Center.

The question of exactly who is bombing some of the largest business centres in the world currently remains unanswered, though the brute power of the bombs limits the candidates. Much has been said in America about the possible involvement of the Israeli intelligence service, Mossad, but the only hard evidence pointing in its direction are the two London bombs exploding on a Saturday: the Jewish Sabbath. While this would certainly have limited the number of possible deaths among Jewish business staff in the City of London, the timings might be coincidental.

More recent articles claim: France, Russia, Germany Responsible for 9-11 as a revenge attack after the US sabotaged Concorde because they were jealous, and that Smoking Helps Protect Against Lung Cancer, which is good news for white mice, I suppose.

July 9, 2003

Stop spamming the Pharoah

The Register has been looking at the bizarre background of a man who proposed stopping spam by getting rid of existing protocols and centralising the net, which would apparently both wipe out pronography, and provide uncensored access. It seems before he started styling himself as an IT expert, he turned his talents to the matter of Egyptpology

Fortunately, a copy of Mr McCarron extensive research still exists on the Net and can be found here. For those who were beginning to doubt Mr McCarron's authority, you will no doubt be swayed by his argument.
Here is just a summary of this masterpiece of numerology: In short, we have made an unbelievable discovery. We have proved the existince [sic] of a highly advanced pre-flood culture. The pyramid and the Giza Necropolis are a way of establishing communication through Universal mathematics, geometry, and a time capsule approach. What they have been trying to tell us is there is an asteroid 1/3 the size of Earth heading towards us. It is approaching on the day time side of the Sun. It will be visible from Earth in 2004 in the direction of Polaris. Key sites around the World are a triangulation of it position.
No, hang on, just a little bit more: I have also been examining the correlation between the Great Pyramid, the HAARP project (Alaska), and the moscow 'woodpecker' signal (10Htz). The similarities are astounding. Their purpose or rather, their capabilities of affecting human perception, thought processes and motor function are the same.

The entire article is worth a few minutes of your time. We've found the perfect solution to spam - The Register, 9th July 2003.

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