Fleecing the Gullible: June 2005 Archives

June 30, 2005

MY VISSION FOR THE EXPANSION OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD

Nigeria: My spam filter doesn't delete spam immediately, but holds it in a special folder for me, so that I can scan it for false positives. Sometimes the subject line tells me that a particular message is spam, but that I really want to read it anyway. Such a message was MY VISSION FOR THE EXPANSION OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD.

No.35 Johnson street,
Ikeja-Lagos,
Nigeria.
Tel:234-803-344-0855

Dear in Christ,

There is joy in my heart that I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and personal Saviour,now I am born again.Having received Christ,I also found out that it is a great priviledge to be a financial pillar in the Kingdom of God.Even though I was in the world or acquired my wealth when I was in the world but I have known the truth and the truth have set me free.Now that I am in christ and christ is in me,old things are past away and all things become new.

During my prayers and deliverance moment,the Lord ministered to me to purify my wealth and give it out to a ministry for the expansion of the Kingdom of God for his name to be glorified.I am in search of a faithful and dedicated christain or ministry with great urge to work for God with my wealth.

It is very difficult to work for God faithfully and honestly mostly when it involves money because the love of money is the root of all evil.Do not be carried away,I will like you to pray over it before responding to me.

When I receive your response,I will tell my testimony,I will tell you more about myself,I will tell you about the fund and how you are going to receive it.for security reasons my alternetive email address is (michael_2005@eresmas.com) If you find yourself worthy to utilise the fund,let me have your full names,address and your telephone numbers.

May God bless you as I await your response.

Thanks.

Brother Michael Okechi.

MY VISSION FOR THE EXPANSION OF THE KINGDOM OF GOD.

I've made the e-mail address live, in case any barking mad fundie ministries would like to take advantage of this most excellent offer.

June 17, 2005

Pass the rolling pin.

P.Z. Myers gets better evangelical spam than I do. He's got a plug for a book aimed at Christian men who fear that their dithering while waiting for a word from their imaginary friend makes them effeminate. Solution? Start treating women like shit.

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