United States: Ah, the Weekly World News, such a wonderful publication bringing us exciting tales from all over the universe. Recently we were told of an interesting development of the cattle mutilation theme.
It was as if someone had taken a scalpel to the takeout box,Weald said of his mutilated order of steamed tofu. Neighboring containers of soy sauce and low-calorie dressing were unharassed.
High levels of radiation were found in the freezer, so the Weekly World News asked a suitably anonymous expert for their opinion.
However, NASA researchers believe that the tofu mutilators' origin may be otherworldly.
There have been increased reports of crop circles in soybean fields, and of UFO sightings near the star Vega,a NASA source revealed.
So there you have it - it was space vegans. Another story from a couple of weeks earlier, Health Food Stores Particularly Vulnerable to Alien Attack, supports this hypothesis.