Intentional Humour: September 2002 Archives

September 18, 2002

Wankers wanted

Masturbate for Peace aims to end conflict through self-love.

There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.
However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.

Wankers can commit themselves to the cause via a form on the home page, and links are provided to sites offering detailed advice on better masturbation, to a range of erotica to help you along and to vendors of Viagra so you can keep going longer and make the world an even more peaceful place. (thanks Charlie!)

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