Intentional Humour: February 2006 Archives

February 18, 2006

Do everything you want as long as it helps yourself

A new Hollywood cult is exposed by RevolutionSF:

Biccans in Hollywood, and even the rest of society, are misunderstood. Many call them bitches, but, Biccans say, that term is misused.

A bitch is someone in old movies, who makes people do what she wants, and is evil and horrible to look at, said Doherty, like Barbra Streisand.

Bicca is an universe-based religion, in which the entire universe orbits around the Biccan. Biccans know and honor a female god, known to them as myself. Biccans believe in a creed that states, Do everything you want as long as it helps yourself.

Biccans do not believe that Bicca is the only valid belief system. It is just the only one they care about. Since Bicca is a universe-based religion, the need for perfect imbalance must be pointed out. Any Biccan who does anything to help another person, even another Biccan, must be ridiculed by small groups of gathering Biccans, known as those Biccans sitting over there.

Bitches Prefer "Biccans"RevolutionSF, not dated. (thanks, AJ)

February 17, 2006

More blasphemous cartoons - yay!

Randy McDonald has drawn my attention to another brave cartoonist, who, in the interests of freedom of speech, has sketched deliberately blasphemous cartoons. Patrick Ian Banks fears he might be driven into hiding by the fanatical followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

February 13, 2006

Jumping on the bandwagon

Well, it had to happen. In the interests of free speech, I feel it is very important that I reproduce some horrendous, blasphemous cartoons. Not having any cartoonists to hand, I drew them myself, and you will have to be satisfied with my own rough sketches (the pubs are open, after all). I thoroughly expect worshippers of the deity I have depicted in such terrible circumstances to riot, or something. Anyway, I hereby present the Pagan Prattle carnival of blasphemy!

February 11, 2006

Stuff Simian Secularism!

Cartoonist Matt Bors proides us with some choice extracts from The New Christian Science Textbook. (via Pharyngula).

February 9, 2006

A very naughty boy

You've seen the Hamster Dance, the Hilter Dance and the Jesus Dance. You will not be surprised to hear, then, of the existence of the Mohammed Dance, based on certain cartoons.

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