Vatican City: Someone's clearly been spiking the communion wine over at the Vatican, for the Pope has decreed that opposing pooves is as important as saving the rainforests. Dressed in an exquisitely tailored white dress and red Prada slippers, he also declared that it was vital that people stuck rigidly to the gender stereotypes his church promotes, whilst dismissing all variation from that as mere theories (like all religious bampots, he doesn't know what that word actually means) which
lead towards the definitive emancipation of man from creation and the creator (Surely getting rid of our imaginary friends is a good thing?)
No doubt he and his representatives will also cry
hate speech and
discrimination the moment anyone calls him a bigot or, gasp, takes the piss out of him and his antediluvian cult.