Religious Tat: August 2003 Archives

August 25, 2003

Bargain of the Day: lucky Irish oil

Today's special product is extra-lucky if you happen to believe cultural stereotypes - BLESSED OIL MADE BY THE IRISH:

THIS IS BLESSED OIL

IT CAN BRING YOU HAPPNES

WEALTH

JOY

LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

PEASE OF MIND

BLESSINGS

JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS

LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE BEING BLESSED

GETTING MONEY IN THE MAIL

IT HAS THE SMELL OF THE ROSES

COMES WITH A IRISH BLESSING

Needless to say, spelling and grammar are not included in the blessing it can bring.

August 17, 2003

Bargain of the Day: pagan cookie cutter

Bored with the traditional crescent-moon cakes in your rituals? What you need is this Pentagram Cookie Stamp:

This is new & made of Solid Pewter. This includes instructions & recipes for cookies. Fast becoming a popular way to decorate home-made baked goods, this cookie stamp is sure to lend a unique touch to any of your ritual goodies. Handcrafted of lead-free pewter, hand wash & dry. Handcrafted items are unique; allow for slight variations. approx. 1 3/8" dia.

August 10, 2003

Bargain of the Day: Bendy guys

These 12 God Loves You ~ Bendable Happy Guys ~Smile really put the 'E' in Jesus!

God Bless Us All! Bendable Happy Guy! Imprinted with God Loves You. Each Bendable Happy Guy Is About 2 7/8" Tall! Perfect as gifts, package topper & prizes!

August 9, 2003

Bargain of the Day: lures for the stupid

Someone I know once opined anyone who would willingly engage in a battle of wits with a fish is, at best, evenly-matched. With that in mind, it's no surprise to discover these Jesus Is God's Son (JIGS) Fishing lures:

I have for sale 10 packages of 1/32 oz.-1 1/2" sassyshad jigs (50ct). They come in the colors shown in the picture. They are unique in that they are packaged as a spiritual tract to hand out while your fishing. Whoever turned down free fishing tackle, especially if you are holding a stringer of fish. I've handed out hundreds of these for free in the last ten years. It's great way to plant seeds for the kingdom. Besides, they are the best jigs I have ever used. Not saying they have spiritual power, but they really catch fish,( I once caught 69 bass in 1 hour) and people's interest. On the front the package reads,Jesus Is God's Son, SALVATION FOR FREE, JOHN3:16. On the back it reads, COME, FOLLOW ME AND I WILL MAKE YOU FISHERS Of MEN MATTHEW 4:19. So, come on and bid, plant some seeds, catch alot of fish(in the water and out), and fill the Great Comission all at once. Cost is about $.20 a jig before shipping, so they are well worth it, even if you do nothing but give them away. Come win this bid,and be

And there it ends.

August 5, 2003

Bargain of the Day: Bible bingo

With theGRACEgame Bible bingo game, you can gamble with a clear conscience.

It is a Christian game played like traditional bingo with a Biblical theme. It incorporates words from both the Old Testament and the New Testament. Make it fun by using your own markers such as dry macaroni, beans, pennies, buttons, etc., and learn more about the Bible as you enjoy playing with family and friends.

Comes in its own bag with 15 game cards along with the instruction card and call cards.

August 1, 2003

Bargain of the day: blessed holy rock

How can you possibly go on without a pet rock, or more precisely A blessed Holy Rock!!!!?

This is a rock blessed by a Tibetan Holy Man, one of the things my friend acquired on his trip to Tibet. This is said to have magical powers, and will bless those who touch it. This is meant to be used for the forces of good, but legend has it that is can be used for evil.
The rock can be used in séances, (I used it quite often for séances around my cat), it can be a nice decoration, and can be used to bless things.
And for those of you who enjoy bureaucratic boasters, you can politely announce to your guests and say I have recently acquired an American rock that was blessed by a Tibetan Holy Man, and when you say that you will fill your guests with envy.

It is a very pretty little beach pebble, and must be utterly authentic - just look at the deep financial knowledge of the valuer:

According to my expert in pricing strange items or antiques, he informed a rock of this magnitude is worth 1,000 British Pounds, roughly 4,000 American dollars. To be generous, I think it will be more leveled to price it at 2,500 American dollars to start. You may bid all you like, so happy bidding.

Note: As of today, £1,000 is worth $1,609; $4,000 is £2,486.01

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