Religious Tat: July 2004 Archives

July 31, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Fossil plus tall tale

Fossils are a complete pain, what with them giving credence to that satanic evolutionist conspiracy and all. Obviously they can't possibly be evidence of life on Earth from before God created it, so they must be something else. How does MOUNT SINAI STONE WITH IMPRINTS OF THE BURNING BUSH sound?

[A rock with plant fossils]Have you EVER seen A Holy GRANITE STONE from MOUNT SINAI with REAL PATCHES of THE BURNING BUSH NATURALLY IMPRINTED on it,with the passing of CENTURIES?

WE GUESS NOT,UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN A PILGRIM TO MOUNT SINAI,AND,VISITED THE HOLY MONASTERY OF Saint CATHERINE.

The Holy Monastery which had been established during the 6th Century by Emperor JUSTINIAN of THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE.The Holy Monastery that NEVER interrupted its Mission to the GLORY of OUR LORD.

Originally called THE HOLY MONASTERY OF THE TRANSFIGURATION OF OUR LORD,having changed its name to THE HOLY MONASTERY OF Saint CATHERINE,in the 8th Century,after the Holy Relics of Saint Catherine were found on Mount Sinai.

We are herewith listing a Granite Holy Stone from Mount SINAI,with IMPRINTS,GROWN in them,of THE BURNING BUSH...

...Can you resist in acquiring one such HOLY stone,that dates back about 3,000 years?...

...NO SUCH ITEMS EXIST ANYWHERE ON EBAY,or,ON ANY OTHER AUCTIONS COMPANY.

WE ARE BLESSED BY HOLY MONASTERIES TO CARRY THE RAREST HOLY ITEMS IN THE WORLD.

Dimensions of these Holy Rocks with leaves of The Burning Bush vary.

The one we,herewith present is:4.00" Length X 3.00" Height.

A Holy,Blessed,and,Miraculous Ribbon of The Girdle of OUR VIRGIN will accompany this Most Holy Stone,as,A GIFT TO THE SUCCESFUL BIDDER.

BID ON IT AND ACQUIRE A MOST RARE HOLY STONE.

VIEW THE LEAVES OF THE BURNING BUSH.

ALL HOLY ITEMS AND HOLY ICONS WE PRESENT ARE BLESSED AND CONSECRATED WITH HOLY WATER.

July 28, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Eternal Light Cross

What a tasteful testimony to someone who has passed on - a battery-operated solar powered cemetery cross:

This lasting memorial is designed to fit in the vase at graveside for a gentle reminder of the love felt for that person.
A warm glowing light will illuminate the grave each night and give the grieving family comfort in knowing their loved one is not forgotten.
The durable maintenance free cross is made of weather resistant acrylic. It stands 14" tall (not including the ground mount) 10" wide and 3" in depth. The special solar cell allows for the batteries (included) to be recharged everyday.

The light isn't all that eternal though, so don't expect it to do much illuminating of long winter nights:

The Eternal Light Cross will illuminate for 5 hours or more depending on the time of year and amount of sunlight.
Each Eternal Light Cross comes with a one year warranty and a theft replacement offer.

July 24, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Feng Shui paint

Want to create a relaxing environment? Craig & Rose have produced just the thing - a range of Feng Shui paints. As an example, the Crystal Pearl paint

is ideal for introducing Feng Shui into your home or garden. Use on woodwork, furniture, accessories, walls or radiators to enhance your surroundings, and create a beautiful and washable surface. Allow Heaven's Chi (energy) to flow freely by using Crystal Pearl Paint: Its pearlescent surface will reflect Chi and help bring prosperity, health and happy living.

And, should you get stuck, there is always the 9 Star Ki chart for inspiration.

Each of these five elements are associated with certain colour groupings, so once you have identified your ruling element you can use this as a guide as to which colours are likely to enhance harmony in your home, and encourage peace and happiness for you, as well as which colours you are better to avoid as they may disrupt the flow of Chi energy around your home.

July 23, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Virgin Mary lamp

[Virgin Mary lamp base]This THE VIRGIN MARY STATUE TABLE LAMP with its DOME GLASS ARTISTIC DESIGNE is another example of tasteful home decoration:

HAVE HERE A VIRGIN MARY STATUE TABLE LAMP. 60 WATT LIGHT, EXCELLENT CONDITION, ROUND PLASTIC BASE, HEAVY GLASS DOME COVER.GOLD TRIM AND FLORAL DESIGN.MEASUREMENTS ARE 18" TALL BY ABOUT 9" WIDE IT WIEGHS ABOUT 10 LBS . VERY CLEAN HARDLY USED. I HOPE THE PHOTOS CAN SPEAK FOR ITS SELF.

July 21, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Light-up cross pen

Does this Inspiration light-up cross pen help you create illuminated manuscripts?

This auction is for some Inspirational Light-Up Pens. I have five in each color of these beautiful cross pens. These pens glow their respective colors of blue or pink when you write. The batteries come with and already are in the pens so there is no hassle with batteries. There is also a cap to the pen end. The crosses on them have the raised 'pyramid' or 'quilted' effect. They are approximately five inches long and would make a perfect gift for someone who is graduating this year or anyone religious really. Just let me know after you win how many you want and what color and I will do my best.

July 20, 2004

Bargain of the Day: A circular argument

I'm not quite sure what blueking234 is trying to sell us in this eBay auction for Encryption Decoder Device, Breached Internet Security 666 = Internet dismantiling = Novus Ordo Seclorum

Deut 3: 11 + Chad Gad Ya = Exodus 3.14 = 1492 Columbus discovers America

Revelation 13

Prime #s = numerical progression in non discernible pattern

Numerical non-discernible pattern = undecipherable encryption (based on prime #s)

Undecipherable Encryption = un-breach able security system PC/Server w/Internet WWW. = world financial markets/ Wall Street and banking, global positioning satellites, ATMs, credit card billing, utilities and their billing, flight travel, ship routing, police court and DMV records, government office communications including military, radio microwave radar satellite communications, even the big red button.

Decoder of PC encryption = Prime # progression pattern digital function

Prime # Progression Pattern = Enigma Cipher PrimeWay

Enigma Cipher PrimeWay =

12 22 32 52 72 112 132 172 192 232 292 372 ... etc.

1 4 9 25 49 121 169 289 361 529 841 1369 ...etc

p = 3.14925491211692893615298411369

true precision Pi decimals

1a1 7a49 13a169 37a1369

Progressive whole number square roots are progressively greater prime numbers add finitum down the Pi decimal digit places. (The true precision Pi calculation that is.)

Software Update- Handheld scientific calculators with their flyspeck memory capacities can scroll the true precision Pi decimal place calculation to a few dozen decimal places. But this same program installed onto a PC can calculate infinite Pi indefinitely, pre-listing the whole square of an ever-increasing prime number. Graft piggyback onto this ever-advancing Pi calculation, a square root analyzer, sampling the pre-listed ever-advancing decimal numeral for whole square roots. These whole number square roots are the next size prime number in an infinite progression. Ipso facto, prime # progression digital function.

Enigma Cipher PrimeWay = Prime # progression pattern digital function

Prime # progression pattern digital function = Decoder of PC encryption (all!)

Decoder of PC encryption = BREACHED security system PC/Server w/Internet WWW. = world financial markets/ Wall Street and banking, global positioning satellites, ATMs, credit card billing, utilities and their billing, flight travel, ship routing, police court and DMV records, government office communications including military, radio microwave radar satellite communications, even the big red button.

Breached PC security system = Internet dismantling = Novus Ordo Seclorum

4 + 9 + 25 + 49 + 121 + 169 + 289 = 666 3.1492549121169289 Seven of Nine

Launch confirmed � T minus and counting�

Right. Current price? $1.01.

July 18, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Bits of dead tree

Inspired Woods of the Bible offer what they describe as Unique, Meaningful, Christian Gifts.

At Inspired Woods: Of The Bible we offer high quality, hand-crafted, Christian gifts that are made in the U.S.A. using woods that are mentioned in the Bible.

Items such as pens, keyrings, pens, magnifying glasses, pens, bookmarks and more pens.

And while explaining what inspired them to do this, they remind us of the hypocrisy of certain televangelists who accuse Muslims of being more committed to their religion than their country:

In Rick Warren's book, The Purpose Driven Life, he introduces the idea of a spiritual green card and that Christians should carry one to remind them that their true citizenship is in heaven:
For our citizenship is in heaven, from which also we eagerly wait for a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ - Philippians 3:20 (NASB)
It is from this thought that these products have been made and Inspired Woods: Of The Bible was born. These items make wonderful Christian or religious gifts for any occasion,

July 15, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Christian Healing Spell

Feeling a little under the weather? Out of sorts? Terminally ill? Well, all you need to do is put this magic spell MIRACULOUS PRAYER FOR THE SICK cassette in your walkthing, and soon you will be right as rain.

60 MINUTES OF WORSHIP AND PRAYER FOR THE SICK.
NO MATTER WHAT YOUR NEED IS, YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR MIRACLE FROM GOD!
CANCER?, DEPRESSION?, ARTHRITIS?, DEBT?, LONLINESS?, LOSS, GRIEF?, JUST TO NAME A FEW... YOU CAN BE WELL! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE WITH SICKNESS OR DISEASE! PURCHASE THIS CASSETTE AND SHARE IT WITH OTHERS! POWER PACKED PRAYER! TESTIMONIES OF MIRACLES HAVE BEEN RECEIVED! CANCER HEALED! KIDNEYS HEALED! FINANCIAL BREAKTHROUGHS! FAMILIES RESTORED! BLOOD DISORDERS CLEARED UP! AND THE LIST IS GROWING... IT IS NOT DUE TO ANYTHING WE ARE DOING. IT IS THE POWER OF GOD MOVING UPON PEOPLE!!! 60 MINUTES OF WORSHIP AND PRAYER-LISTEN TO IT DAILY-SHARE IT!

July 8, 2004

Bargain of the Day: Autosnip

A simple medical device might not seem to qualify as a Bargain of the Day, but the SmartKlamp website comes in four languages - English, Arabic, Turkish and Bahassa, and is full of pictures of happy Asian boys, suggesting that a Muslim customer would be particularly interested in the device - a new, one time use only, circumcision tool, which is designed to create, a safer, faster, and smarter way to perform circumcisions. Plus, it requires the foreskin to be pulled back, which would be completely impossible if the device was being used for the traditional treatment of phimosis. (via Gizmodo, who came up with the much funnier name Bris-O-Matic.)

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